NABD Rally 2011



Well we arrived after a long journey yet again, avoiding the M6, but not avoiding 30,000 traffic lights and roundabouts on the A roads, slight exaggeration, but only slight!!

Most of the Club had already arrived and set up, great to see a good turnout and great to feel some warmth, unlike previous Nabd that have been bloody cold.

Much crazy dancing occurred as we all got pisseder and pisseder and much fun was had

The bands on the first night were good, a country band was either loved or hated by the Club Members as we listened and partied and drank and drank and drank.

Saturday was a wet day, mostly spent chilling with the odd hangover. Flyers were handed out for our rally and there seemed a lot of interest by people wanting to know about both the Club and the rally, one good thing was that not many flyers appeared to be thrown on the ground or converted into aeroplanes as on previous years!!

Saturday evening appeared a bit of a blur, the bands were good, semi naked women were photographed and the Club Members were all very merry. Much crazy dancing occurred as we all got pisseder and pisseder and much fun was had. And talking of photos, we were probably the most photographed group ever, thanks to our Mandy. Shitename managed to lose most of his clothes as usual and Beetle got very sentimental about the club...ahhh!!...nothing down to drinking too much of course...

In all it was a great weekend, great turnout and even great weather despite a bit of rain.

Ali


I just HAD to list some of the beers that were available in the Real Ale tent...they make I larf :

Flying Horse
It gives you wings. Great big pissed wings.

Broekie Dropper
Better than mucky bum-sex with the wife's best friend.

Bitch Slapper
For the times when you can't think of a reason to beat her.

Tit-wank Porter
Rich & creamy (like a pearl necklace).

Get orf moi laaand
For that "beaten with a nightstick and chewed-up by attack dogs" feeling.

Brewer's Droop
Smooth as a floppy cock in a married woman's mouth.

Ugly Man Ale
Be honest, it's for you, right?

Smiley Steve's Beaver Brew
Smooth, wet and satisfying. Like a beaver should be.

Floppy Chopper Cider
Warning! May require the addition of viagra if you have to shag the missus later on.

Rag Week Cider
She's on the rag. She will not shag. You may as well get pissed.

Fuck Apple Cider
Made of apples. Leaves you fucked. Simples.

Hillbilly's Arse Cider
For when you've not got enough teeth to tackle an apple.


My personal favourite of the weekend was the Flying Horse. Had loads. Worked for me! Hic!

Wigan Paul


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And a small selection of Mandy's pix... here


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